Okay so if you’re a chronic proscrastinator/obsessive blog reader and youtube channel watcher like I am, then you love awesome new sites or blogs that enable you to do just that and has kick ass shit that you haven’t seen yet. Drumroll please….Ladies and gentlemen, you need to visit the amazing, fan-fuckingtastic, adorable, so cute, random, www.cuteroulette.com. So every time you go to the site, a new random video of an animal doing cute, funny, awesome or adorable shit is on there. It’s awesome right? What’s not to love, I mean a cute little puppy just sleeping his cute little face off is adorable enough for me. Check ‘em out.
OMG I FUCKING LOVE DONNIE DARKO!
they made me do it…
Okay, I’m a vegetarian but I’m pretty sure if this galactic carnivorous treat was sitting in front of me I’d eat the shit out of it. Although I think he more closely resembles Peter Griffin in Blue Harvest.
RIP: Legendary filmmaker Sidney Lumet, auteur of such notable classics as 12 Angry Men, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon and Network, passed away this morning from lymphoma at his home in Manhattan. He was 86.
Okay so I live a complex filled with medical school and graduate students, and I have this weird ass neighbor next to me. Besides awkwardly asking me to dinner once, which I declined with the excuse “I just ate, sorry!” (which everyone knows is bullshit because I don’t cook) he hasn’t really bothered me. Occasionally I can hear him banging shit around and making a ruckus but I just turn my Miike Snow or other killer jams up and I don’t hear a peep out of him. Anyways, NOW, the story is different. Apparently while my flag football team was gone dominating our game last weekend, the kid decided to go make a purchase of a god damn sound mother fucking system. Sub woofer and whatever that shit is called and all. Like seriously bro? You live with a bunch of people who are constantly studying all hours of the night and you buy a fucking subwoofer. When did I find out about this purchase? Oh just when I was taking a nice powernap on Thursday afternoon at 2pm. Hey asshole, turn your music down. We’ve told him a million times. He better listen or I might retaliate and blare some Gaga or some shit. And oh yeah fucker, next time you want to vacuum your apartment at 3am, if you’re going to wake me up, you might as well come vacuum mine for me too. Fuck you I don’t want your dinner. Dumb, stupid, bad shit. Bad.
Alright I love lacrosse (mens lacrosse, womens lacrosse is fucking gay, unless you play for Northwestern or someshit and win the NCAA lacrosse championships like every damn year). Anyways, I was watching Cornell vs. Harvard this morning and got all excited and crazy and almost freaked out about how much I love this shit. Anyways gotta get me some GB’s. Good shit.
Good Shit: Jenna Mourey
This was the first video I saw from Jenna that was posted from reading the Stool. Like how fucking hilarious is this? Girls everywhere do this every god damn weekend that they go out. Poor guys everywhere are deceived by the illusions they create. Caked-on concealer to hide your shitty skin and a shitload of bronzer and eye make-up and you’re good to go. Then a guy at the bar notices you and thinks you’re hott, then you start dating and he sees you with no make-up on in the morning and thinks, “Fuck, how many beers did I have that night?!” anyways I digress. Jenna is awesome. Y’all should follow her vlogs/blogs/whatever hilariousness she does on Youtube. Do it now. Good shit right there.